Ihop Waitress

Marci is TomHead's waitress today. Marci is the kind of girl who patrols the internet looking for Anne Rice fanfictions and criticisms and reports them directly to Anne. She has the same boyfriend she's had since junior high, and he actually sleeps around quite a bit. He works at a little tattoo parlor/alternative boutique that he started with his inheritance money after two years of business at Lake County College. Marci will be 26 next April, is still a virgin, and will remain so until she's 33. She'll have pity sex approximately 4 times with her lifelong boyfriend, have twins from the 4th encounter, and work at that Ihop for the rest of her life.